I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.
If you are naturally big, That’s fine
If you are naturally skinny, That’s fine
If you are naturally big and work your ass off everyday and enjoy it just to get the figure you want, That’s fine
If you are naturally Skinny and can’t run for 10 seconds, That’s fine
If you have the biggest booty in the world and love it, That’s fine
If you have a little booty and don’t care, That’s fine
Being body positive is about loving All bodies, big and small.
But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.
water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.
Expose the system. Exploit the system.
We have a frog and a pig
a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman
a donkey and a dragon
a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn
and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub
But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie
I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
Like nothing's changed. Not true, of course. Everything's changed.